I do feel sorry for poor Hayden Panettiere. Lovely tattoo, shame about the spelling.
Well, in so far as someone stupidly rich and pretty can be felt sorry for, anyway. But a misspelling forever attached to the body? That’d make me pretty sad.
Perhaps I will suggest she employs me as a kind of anti-bad-spelling bodyguard. I’d have to brush up on my Italian by a few thousand percent, but I believe I have potential.
And as my erstwhile (boom!) colleague Charlie points out, she probably needs someone spell-friendly on hand to help with that crazy surname anyway.